Monday 9 February 2009

Ethnic Parody Bands

If you like stereotypes, terrible puns, and music - something you can lose a lot of sleep over, is trying to think of potential ethnic parody bands. Here are some that Nick G and I created.

Italian 80s pop/rock band - Mario Speedwagon

Japanese post-punk band - Sushi and the Banshees

African soft rock AM radio number one hit making duo - Zaire Supply

Orthodox Jewish metal band, quite big in the late nineties - Fear Phylactery

Communist Russian hillbilly southern hard rock band - Lenin Skynyrd

Traditional Greek indie band - Smash Your Plates Say Yeah

Dutch rock band (inexplicably) big in the nineties - Counting Croquettes

Belgian alternative/folk punk band - Violent Flems

Arab rock from the 70s - The Dubai Brothers

Zimbabwean fascist post punk band - Mugazi

Militant Colombian hip hop - FARC da Police

Cheesy Indian folk group - Mumbai Ya

14 comments:

JK said...

That's awesome, I especially like the Counting Croquettes. haha :D

Cabernet Leather said...

I think that was your one, wasn't it?

The Borg said...

Ha ha, this is so totally awesome! Love the last one most.

Laura said...

Augh... Mugazi is the worst.

I'm also trying to imagine Zimbabwean post-punk.

Laura said...

Also:

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/humor/sarchasm.html

Alexander said...

I snorted stuff out my nose at the Violent Flems.

Alexander said...

...which isn't meant as a further pun. (word verification: copyr)

Trace said...

What about 'Flight of the Con-Corrs' Ireland's fourth most popular parody band, made up of unusually good-looking siblings?

Cabernet Leather said...

That could work!

Alexander said...

Belle and Uzbekistan... melodic Soviet alt-pop.

Kenya... African celtic music

Hutu... polyrhythmic post-punk pompousity

And these two bands cover all forms of music, really:

Jew2 and Goy Division.

Cabernet Leather said...

"Kenya... African celtic music"
- that could be the best one yet!
Excellent suggestions.

Alexander said...

Cyprus Hill - Stoned Greeks

Mali Cyrus - Teen Afro-pop.

Cabernet Leather said...

Keep em coming.

Alexander said...

The Finn Brothers?

Siouxsie and the Banshees?

Oh wait...