Predictability in the comments section

(click to enlarge - it's hilarious)

I like watching YouTube videos. Sometimes I listen to songs on YouTube. The only problem with this is: regardless of what the video is, I find I always have to read the comments. I can't help it, even though I know that the average YouTube user is an illiterate, racist, short-tempered teenager.

Here are the types of comments you are sure to find on certain YouTube music videos:

If a song has a notable guitar solo or riff - you will read comments like "there not akchuly tlnted ne1 can play pentatonic solos" "FAIL. You sir, are a moron". There will always be a debate about how good/bad someone is at guitar. Incidentally, these people miss the point - the talent is not about how well the artist in question can perform a guitar solo, it's that they were able to create a song far better than anyone on YouTube could ever do.

If a song has even the slightest hint of political undertones - you will read comments about the war in Iraq, about Obama, about Hitler, about religion, and about slavery.

If a song is making a blatant political statement - you will come across some twit saying "Why is everyone bringing politics into this? Why can't you just enjoy the music?"

If a song is a little bit old and sentimental - you will get some 60 year old man talking about how "music like this ain't made no more" or that they were "at that Neil Diamond concert in '73 - that's where I met my darlin' wife".

If a song is new and popular (and has 200,832,291 views) - you will either read "I luv this song!!!!!!!111" or "Great vid, check out my profile for hot babes".

If a song has been covered by another artist, or if it is a cover - a raging and occasionally obscene debate will take place about which version is better.

Feel free to add any others you've noticed.